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Davyd/19/Asexual/Trapped in New Mexico.

I post things that interest me. One such thing is probably next to this. Maybe two.
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22 hours ago on August 27th | J | 759 notes

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

22 hours ago on August 27th | J | 352,067 notes

soyonscruels:

I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life but at least I didn’t just give Steven Moffat an Emmy

22 hours ago on August 27th | J | 10,550 notes

beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

1 day ago on August 26th | J | 106,932 notes

the blind bandit.

1 day ago on August 26th | J | 1,741 notes

30 Day Avatar The Last Airbender Challenge (Fire Nation Royalty) ; Day 04: Favorite Character - Princess Azula.

1 day ago on August 26th | J | 4,491 notes
1 day ago on August 26th | J | 2,721 notes

proletarianprincess:

underwatercavess:

proletarianprincess:

whenever i get an essay assignment i immediately go “how can i work a feminist and anti capitalist rant into this”

How about focus on the fucking essay and not make everything about your passions? You don’t see me making a rant about whales in every fucking essay I get.

i study sociology and politics, its always relevant you fucking weirdo. go fuck a whale or something.

1 day ago on August 26th | J | 46,855 notes

kastiasketches:

I’m super excited Isabelle is gonna be in Mario Kart, Luigi better watch himself.

1 day ago on August 26th | J | 6,945 notes

nintendo-blisters:

It’s finally happening.
Donald Glover is Miles Morales as Spider-Man.

1 day ago on August 26th | J | 73,764 notes

jamietheignorantamerican:

People are losing their fire and forgetting about Ferguson. That’s exactly what the police want, though: for all of this to just go away and for people to forget about it.

Don’t let that happen.

1 day ago on August 26th | J | 27,821 notes

leaveatrail:

A bunch of gifs from films I like: The Truman Show (1998)

You can’t leave, Truman. You belong here…With me. Talk to me.  S a y   s o m e t h i n g. Hell, say something, goddammit! You’re on television! You’re live to the whole world!

                                  In case I don’t see you,  g o o d   a f t e r n o o n,   g o o d   e v e n i n g   a n d   g o o d n i g h t . 

1 day ago on August 26th | J | 152 notes

odinsblog:

sandandglass:

Oops.

He doesn’t know the real number because he doesn’t care. He’s a lair

1 day ago on August 26th | J | 2,270 notes

baelor:

janet laying down the law

1 day ago on August 26th | J | 5,005 notes
entertainmentweekly:

HE’S ON IT, YOU GUYS.

entertainmentweekly:

HE’S ON IT, YOU GUYS.

2 days ago on August 25th | J | 3,537 notes