wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life but at least I didn’t just give Steven Moffat an Emmy
this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:
the blind bandit.
30 Day Avatar The Last Airbender Challenge (Fire Nation Royalty) ; Day 04: Favorite Character - Princess Azula.
whenever i get an essay assignment i immediately go “how can i work a feminist and anti capitalist rant into this”
How about focus on the fucking essay and not make everything about your passions? You don’t see me making a rant about whales in every fucking essay I get.
i study sociology and politics, its always relevant you fucking weirdo. go fuck a whale or something.
I’m super excited Isabelle is gonna be in Mario Kart, Luigi better watch himself.
People are losing their fire and forgetting about Ferguson. That’s exactly what the police want, though: for all of this to just go away and for people to forget about it.
Don’t let that happen.
A bunch of gifs from films I like: The Truman Show (1998)
You can’t leave, Truman. You belong here…With me. Talk to me. S a y s o m e t h i n g. Hell, say something, goddammit! You’re on television! You’re live to the whole world!
In case I don’t see you, g o o d a f t e r n o o n, g o o d e v e n i n g a n d g o o d n i g h t .
janet laying down the law
HE’S ON IT, YOU GUYS.